June 2013
62 posts
Dance, dance!
Today I felt like dancing. So, I did! Searched the tags on here and found the “Pussycat Dolls workout” video. I started it mostly cause you know, why not. It was weird and I felt silly at first, but then I loosened up and started having fun with trying to be sexy without stumbling on my own feet.
I’ve done Zumba before, and even though that’s somewhat sexy too, these are.. you know, music video dance moves from the pussycat dolls. So yeah.
After that I went halfway through this dance workout. I only went halfway because I overestimated myself and apparently I was a bit more hungry than I thought I was so I just really couldn’t finish it.
But hey, I worked out and got a sweat!
On a kind of another topic:
I do not understand my arms. I am well capable of doing a handstand and a crow pose and I can lift heavy things. But pushups? No way. I could do maybe 10 kneeling pushups if I really, really tried. Regular pushups makes me crash into the floor after one or two.
What is up with that? I really don’t understand.
Well, anyway! Hope you guys have had a great day!
*Here’s a weird picture of me to make the post funnier*
Dance, dance!
Today I felt like dancing. So, I did! Searched the tags on here and found the “Pussycat Dolls workout” video. I started it mostly cause you know, why not. It was weird and I felt silly at first, but then I loosened up and started having fun with trying to be sexy without stumbling on my own feet.
I’ve done Zumba before, and even though that’s somewhat sexy too, these are.. you know, music video dance moves from the pussycat dolls. So yeah.
After that I went halfway through this dance workout. I only went halfway because I overestimated myself and apparently I was a bit more hungry than I thought I was so I just really couldn’t finish it.
But hey, I worked out and got a sweat!
On a kind of another topic:
I do not understand my arms. I am well capable of doing a handstand and a crow pose and I can lift heavy things. But pushups? No way. I could do maybe 10 kneeling pushups if I really, really tried. Regular pushups makes me crash into the floor after one or two.
What is up with that? I really don’t understand.
Well, anyway! Hope you guys have had a great day!
*Here’s a weird picture of me to make the post funnier*
“You are not too old. You are not too young. You are not too poor. You are not too sick. You are not any of the things that stop you from doing what must be done. You are right here. You, are just right.”
— I Wrote This For You: The Golden Locks Phenomena (via psych-facts)
... wut?
you're absolutely gorgeous omg I love the bikini and you look great in it girl work it!! And be confident bc you look amazing.
Oh my goodness, thank you so much! You have no idea how nice it feels to hear that. You’ve made my day. Thank you thank you thank you! ^^,
“There are no tricks. Run because you have to. Run because you love it. Run because you want to be fast. Run because you want to be skinny. Run to find some quiet time. Run to sweat. Run to eat. Run to hear your heart pound in your ears. Run because you’re a runner. Run because you gotta keep the streak. Run because you don’t know why the hell you’re running. Run because you fought with your partner. Run because your job is cruddy. Run because you got no money. Run for the sunrise. Run for a race. Run because it’s impossible. Run because it’s easy. Run instead of doing laundry. Run instead of watching TV. Run because no one else understands. Run because the cool kids are doing it. Run because you’re tired of talking. Run for numbers. Run for feel. Run to prove something. Run because it freaking hurts. Or don’t run. If you got something better to do.”
—Jeff Edmonds (via emergeabutterfly)
“If you don’t like to run, don’t fucking run. You don’t want to join a gym, don’t sign up. Think yoga is dumb, don’t practice. But there is NO EXCUSE for not moving. Find something active to do and do it. MOVE!”
—UnKnown (via hashtag-gymlife)
Reblog this is if it is okay to come to you and just vent my heart out, cry to you, yell to you, or just chat with you. We are all in need of somebody to talk to.
My Workout For Tuesday May 28
I earned 161 points for my workout on Fitocracy!Cycling +161 pts
- 1:01:43 || 15.7 km || flat (+161 pts)
Think you can beat me, or want to comment?
My Workout For Sunday June 02
I earned 260 points for my workout on Fitocracy!Running +260 pts
- 0:56:12 || 6.3 km || flat (+260 pts)
Think you can beat me, or want to comment?
My Workout For Tuesday June 04
I earned 78 points for my workout on Fitocracy!Running +78 pts
- 1:00:00 || 4 km || flat (+78 pts)
- From runkeeper, didn’t want to log there today apparently. So the distance is a guess.
Think you can beat me, or want to comment?
A pretty much perfect day
Been a productive day today. I’ve done everything I’ve had to and called every place I’ve had to called and talked to everyone I’ve had to talk to about this and that. However, while doing all of these things… I kinda forgot to eat.
I ate breakfast at 11am, (woke up at 10). Then I ate a banana at 12.30, and after that I wasn’t hungry until like.. 15.00. So then I ate a second breakfast because I had to go meet up with Amanda cause we we’re going out running.
Runkeeper decided to mess that up today though, showed NOTHING but the time on my phone and now there’s nothing on the website. Ugh. We did it anyway, that’s the point!
So anyway - after the run I went home and showered, ate an apple and went over to my mum’s to celebrate my brother’s birthday (he turned 24 this last Saturday). Ate a small piece of a really sweet cake, one cookie, one fudge-thingie (“Kärleksmums” in Swedish. Not fudge at all really) and a Danish pastry.
I did not crave to eat anything more than that of anything, so that’s nice.
I’ve been drinking water all day pretty well I think. And that oatly juice. Yummmm…..
So! Here I am with my boyband hairdo (that happens without any gel or wax) and about to maybe watch a movie. Or just sit here and sing a while. Or play a game. I really have no idea what to do! Maybe eat something more. I have, after all, not eaten either lunch or dinner. On the other hand I haven’t been doing any physical work today except the run so maybe that’s why I’ve been basically satisfied all day.
Hope you all have had a fantastic day, guys! Talk to you later :)
CLAMBULANCE: You're Not Cute. Have More Orgasms. "The 10 Things Women Need to Realize In 2013." (Written by a Man.) →
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So I recently came across this website, Elite Daily. It calls itself “The Voice of Generation-Y.”
The link I stumbled on was to an article titled “The 10 Things Women Need to Realize in 2013.” OK. Let’s check this out…
OH, BOY. What the fuck is this? The first photo attached to the article should have tipped me off, but I was too focused on the name of the author…
That’s right. EDDIE CUFFIN. A dude is about to lecture women on what they should “realize” in 2013. But, not just any dude. It’s says right there in his bio: “THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE OFFICE.”
Let’s take a look at a few of these “things”…
“Ladies, realize that in 2013, you are not cute.”
“Back to to the kitchen women and make me a sandwich.”
Well, shit. Thank you GUY for explaining this stuff to women! I mean, one of the points in this article was about getting men to “eat out your ‘box.’” And all that along with the objectifying pics? What would a girl living in the 1950s…err…2013 do without this article?!
But, don’t worry! Eddie Cuffin has got more for all of you seeking his advice. Gems such as…
“The 21 Signs She’s Expired.”
That’s right, girls. If you are over the age of 19 and 1/2, hang up the boots and please deposit yourself in the closest trash bin.
Misogynistic, transphobic AND he hates Mila Kunis! Eddie Cuffin is a catch!
What a gentleman.
But, don’t worry! Eddie Cuffin won’t leave you hanging now that you know your girlfriend is “expired” like the cold cuts sitting in the back of your fridge…
Eddie Cuffin’s gonna let you know how to cheat on her with “15 Steps to Successfully Cheat on Your Girlfriend!” Eddie says women are like chicken (expired chicken?) and stale bread! The man who wants to empower women in 2013 with cooking lessons and orgasms would also like them to know that their value depreciates over time (because women are nothing but a commodity, duh!). GIRLS, “you’re getting older and not getting any tighter” and by not stopping time you “compel” men to cheat! IT’S YOUR FAULT, LADIES…
“15 Easy Steps to Managing Your Mistress.” Fellas! Your pal Eddie’s got you covered here too! Because it’s 2013 (Eddie’s got a real infatuation for 2013) and as it says right there above…It’s that time in your life, and not just yours, everyman’s life where he ”GROW A SACK AND GET A MISTRESS.”
“Women lie a lot.” You hear that men? Women are EVIL LIARS. Why can’t they just be truthful while you lie and cheat on them?! GIRLS ARE THE WORST.
But, what if you fell for the evil voodoo women and she went ahead on her very own and decided to get pregnant (THE NERVE)? Don’t worry, Eddie Cuffin’s got you covered here too!
“Many poor men.” If only they had Eddie Cuffin’s brilliant mind and knew the “20 East Steps to Raising a Whore” so they could do the exact opposite!
Steps like…
Letting her get involved in fun activities like cheerleading and gymnastics! Only WHORES play sports!
Telling her she can’t date a black man! Because we all know women will go out and do the exact opposite! AND ONLY WHORES DATE BLACK MEN. (Eddie Cuffin: misogynistic, transphobic, and now racist too!)
Put her on birth control at 13! Because we all know girls don’t have sex UNLESS they are on birth control. No birth control, no sex, and there’s like no teen moms in 2013…the Voice of Generation-Y, people!
In case these listicles full of amazing advice weren’t enough for ya, Eddie’s got a Twitter account too! 140 characters of pure wisdom!
Eddie Cuffin of Elite Daily, folks! The Voice of Generation Y (Don’t Girls Like Me, I Am So Alone).
TH IS GU Y„,.. , …………..
wow…this motherfucker gets a writing job but i can’t. fuck. fucking fuck.
I bet this guy is one of those guys that say they’re amazing at sex, but think your clit is in the vagina and when it comes to sex just pounds away for 30 seconds like a jackhammer and has that horrible O-face that looks like he just ate something sour while doing Lamaze.
